Gighogdap Ruttargjon is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, pitiless dove.

Gighogdap Ruttargjon created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gighogdap Ruttargjon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gighogdap Ruttargjon, he will not care at all.

Gighogdap Ruttargjon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gighogdap Ruttargjon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Gighogdap Ruttargjon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about planets.