Nelvenhom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, vain fairy.

Nelvenhom created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelvenhom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nelvenhom, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nelvenhom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nelvenhom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Never feed corn to hamsters while wearing blue tights.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.