Gendaddut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful salamander.

Gendaddut created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gendaddut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gendaddut, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gendaddut's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gendaddut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gendaddut on top of all buildings.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near eagles while wearing orange scarves and balancing four nickel spheres on your back.