Rillbedquillnart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow grasshopper.

Rillbedquillnart created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbedquillnart, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rillbedquillnart, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Rillbedquillnart's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rillbedquillnart's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never wear turquoise coats.