Lapjigmit Fobbogtinfebvig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective elephant.

Lapjigmit Fobbogtinfebvig created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Lapjigmit Fobbogtinfebvig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lapjigmit Fobbogtinfebvig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Lapjigmit Fobbogtinfebvig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Lapjigmit Fobbogtinfebvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Never mark doors with indigo.

3. Always wash your face before prayer.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.