Narbogbab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, intelligent coyote.

Narbogbab created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Narbogbab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Narbogbab, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Narbogbab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Narbogbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

2. Never hop in the presence of elders.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

5. Always help aardvarks.