Zandanpom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid unicorn.

Zandanpom created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zandanpom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zandanpom, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zandanpom's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zandanpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. You must pray to Zandanpom eight times a day.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about gravity.
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