Fid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, blissful eagle.

Fid created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fid, he will turn you into a snail.

Fid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.