Zigdussnart is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil fish.

Zigdussnart created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigdussnart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigdussnart, it will turn you into a duck.

Zigdussnart's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zigdussnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never gather nine snakes near wells.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never think about special relativity near dolphins while wearing green corsets and balancing five nickel spheres on your chest.