Dittettiton is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, thoughtless fly.

Dittettiton created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Dittettiton, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dittettiton, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dittettiton's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dittettiton's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to grasshopers while wearing orange kilts.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dittettiton on top of all buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.