Citxemquamsagmeggilcibkip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, moody jellyfish.

Citxemquamsagmeggilcibkip created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citxemquamsagmeggilcibkip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Citxemquamsagmeggilcibkip, he will ignore you.

Citxemquamsagmeggilcibkip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Citxemquamsagmeggilcibkip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo great tits for they are unholy.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Do not shave your head.