Nabsanton Midtabtip Flagfonkab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil goose.

Nabsanton Midtabtip Flagfonkab created water two years ago.

If you believe in Nabsanton Midtabtip Flagfonkab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nabsanton Midtabtip Flagfonkab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nabsanton Midtabtip Flagfonkab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nabsanton Midtabtip Flagfonkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to hamsters while wearing coats.

2. You must pray to Nabsanton Midtabtip Flagfonkab five times a day.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Nabsanton Midtabtip Flagfonkab loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.