Lip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent dryad.

Lip created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Lip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after dogs.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not place rice upon stone.

5. Never eat oranges on holy days.