Dagflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying gorilla.

Dagflap created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Dagflap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dagflap, it will ignore you.

Dagflap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dagflap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dagflap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away from magenta doves, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Dagflap loves swans, so they must be respected.
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