Fumriglag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awesome finch.

Fumriglag created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumriglag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fumriglag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fumriglag's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fumriglag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fumriglag's name in vain.

2. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

3. Do not prepare lemons while filled with pride.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never wear white stockings.