Cisstennill is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered eagle.

Cisstennill created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisstennill, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cisstennill, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cisstennill's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cisstennill's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Cisstennill on top of important buildings.

3. Cisstennill loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near whales while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your feet.