Pinfarnrat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, quiet beaver.

Pinfarnrat created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinfarnrat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinfarnrat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pinfarnrat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pinfarnrat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Put Pinfarnrat first in all things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never wear boots.