Sancamdan is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil
ferret.
Sancamdan created time and space nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sancamdan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Sancamdan, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Sancamdan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Sancamdan's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt moths.
2. Hide from black badgers for they are unholy.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never eat bananas.
5. Never chant in holy places.