Dudrutlad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, slow duck.

Dudrutlad created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudrutlad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dudrutlad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dudrutlad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dudrutlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Fast once a month.