Gepdosscar is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, smart yak.

Gepdosscar created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdosscar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gepdosscar, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gepdosscar's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gepdosscar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gepdosscar.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.