Arpnadstrag Bossbarnjat Fabfasgof is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast wombat.

Arpnadstrag Bossbarnjat Fabfasgof created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpnadstrag Bossbarnjat Fabfasgof, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arpnadstrag Bossbarnjat Fabfasgof, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Arpnadstrag Bossbarnjat Fabfasgof's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Arpnadstrag Bossbarnjat Fabfasgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your legs before prayer.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Arpnadstrag Bossbarnjat Fabfasgof on top of important buildings.