Dadfumyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, staggering seal.

Dadfumyarp created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadfumyarp, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dadfumyarp, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dadfumyarp's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dadfumyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Retreat if eight birds approach from the north.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help mites.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.