Pigcebbep is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, idiotic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pigcebbep created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigcebbep, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pigcebbep, it will be mildly annoyed.

Pigcebbep's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pigcebbep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine snails approach from the north.

2. Never jump in the presence of elders.

3. Never run in the presence of swans.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not place nuts upon stone.