Kemflysak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonest warg.

Kemflysak created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemflysak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kemflysak, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kemflysak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kemflysak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to manatees while wearing indigo stockings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.