Milnutlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud otter.

Milnutlarp created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milnutlarp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Milnutlarp, she will come to you in dreams.

Milnutlarp's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Milnutlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Do not wear boots marked with yellow.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.