Hinpinloop is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty goose.

Hinpinloop created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinpinloop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hinpinloop, it will not care at all.

Hinpinloop's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hinpinloop's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hinpinloop first in all things.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near porpoises while wearing black tights and balancing nine carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Never paint your chest cyan.

4. Never wear magenta shorts on sacred days.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.