Hasgonzedsand is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, egotistical mink.

Hasgonzedsand created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasgonzedsand, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hasgonzedsand, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hasgonzedsand's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hasgonzedsand's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five cats approach from the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never pray while filled with joy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.