Sandbellken is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable dragonfly.

Sandbellken created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbellken, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sandbellken, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sandbellken's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sandbellken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always store onions above ground.

3. Sandbellken loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not chop down trees.