Bimfabfab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring faun.

Bimfabfab created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimfabfab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bimfabfab, he will think nothing of it.

Bimfabfab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bimfabfab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bimfabfab five times a day.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bimfabfab.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Bimfabfab in the centre of the settlement.