Metbidgatbessliblunril is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic hyena.

Metbidgatbessliblunril created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Metbidgatbessliblunril, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Metbidgatbessliblunril, she will send you a sign.

Metbidgatbessliblunril's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Metbidgatbessliblunril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near hamsters while wearing pink corsets.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.