Artrenmab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind cobra.

Artrenmab created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Artrenmab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Artrenmab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Artrenmab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Artrenmab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Run away if four dolphins approach from the south.

5. Always stare at clouds.