Omintettibed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, clever grasshopper.

Omintettibed created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Omintettibed, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Omintettibed, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Omintettibed's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Omintettibed's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.