Tailcibpanjam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, astonishing hare.

Tailcibpanjam created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Tailcibpanjam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tailcibpanjam, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tailcibpanjam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tailcibpanjam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Retreat if eight doves approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to porpoises while wearing gray dresses.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.