Cidsanddav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane walrus.

Cidsanddav created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidsanddav, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cidsanddav, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cidsanddav's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cidsanddav's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cidsanddav in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Never record names.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.