Rawtimwod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic human.

Rawtimwod created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawtimwod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rawtimwod, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rawtimwod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rawtimwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Hide from mauve horses for they are unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never pour water over plants.