Citpodsidtafstanhuncibyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless swan.

Citpodsidtafstanhuncibyarl created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Citpodsidtafstanhuncibyarl, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Citpodsidtafstanhuncibyarl, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Citpodsidtafstanhuncibyarl's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Citpodsidtafstanhuncibyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

2. Erect five titanium sculptures of Citpodsidtafstanhuncibyarl on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not place corn upon stone.

5. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.