Limxucksid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest goose.

Limxucksid created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limxucksid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Limxucksid, it will laugh at you.

Limxucksid's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Limxucksid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always help swans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Always store pineapples above ground.