Rencadbop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless raven.

Rencadbop created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rencadbop, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rencadbop, it will turn you into a goat.

Rencadbop's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rencadbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.