Himvidlun is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, prudent swan.

Himvidlun created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himvidlun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Himvidlun, she will jump up and down on your head.

Himvidlun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Himvidlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place spinach upon stone.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

3. Never wear green dresses on sacred days.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Himvidlun on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.