Begbudtitarpvabsid is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tranquil cat.

Begbudtitarpvabsid created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begbudtitarpvabsid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Begbudtitarpvabsid, it will manifest in front of you.

Begbudtitarpvabsid's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Begbudtitarpvabsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.