Rilwigquag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, almighty bee.

Rilwigquag created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilwigquag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilwigquag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Rilwigquag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rilwigquag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven whales approach from the east.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Hide from mauve mites for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.