Nibvidgub is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart butterfly.

Nibvidgub created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibvidgub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nibvidgub, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nibvidgub's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nibvidgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Never talk about dark energy near eagles while wearing brown rings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not make images of living things.