Kimgunyam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing seal.

Kimgunyam created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimgunyam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kimgunyam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Kimgunyam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Kimgunyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn skirts on sacred days.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Hide from green monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not prepare carrots while wearing dresses.