Cinpas is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-confident deer.

Cinpas created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinpas, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cinpas, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cinpas' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snails approach from the east.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Worship no other gods but Cinpas.

5. Do not drink alcohol.