Sugfonlig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, benevolent lion.

Sugfonlig created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sugfonlig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sugfonlig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sugfonlig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sugfonlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.