Nanfebsad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking centipede.

Nanfebsad created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfebsad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nanfebsad, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nanfebsad's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nanfebsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Nanfebsad.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Retreat if three mites approach from the west.

5. Do not listen to music.