Stiglikwab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish fairy.

Stiglikwab created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiglikwab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stiglikwab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Stiglikwab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Stiglikwab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Learn five new languages a year.