Caplargflow is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, strong goblin.

Caplargflow created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Caplargflow, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Caplargflow, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Caplargflow's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Caplargflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Caplargflow's name in vain.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Caplargflow.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Caplargflow in the centre of the settlement.