Weghudyik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient dingo.

Weghudyik created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weghudyik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Weghudyik, she will send minions to preach to you.

Weghudyik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Weghudyik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Never feed parsnips to manatees while wearing scarves.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near aardvarks while wearing purple jumpers and balancing four silicon spheres on your arms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.