Betrutquaghudbog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful human.

Betrutquaghudbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betrutquaghudbog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Betrutquaghudbog, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Betrutquaghudbog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Betrutquaghudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

2. Never mark doors with cyan.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never stain your arms with violet.

5. Never leap in summer.