Nartbamjab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omniscient fairy.

Nartbamjab created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartbamjab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nartbamjab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nartbamjab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nartbamjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never sit in the presence of tortoises.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nartbamjab on top of all buildings.

4. Never handle silicon while unclean.

5. Never eat nuts.