Bityokbim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, capable mole.

Bityokbim created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bityokbim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bityokbim, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bityokbim's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bityokbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed oranges to tapirs while wearing green stockings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help sick turtles.