Dobkiknurl is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome hydra.

Dobkiknurl created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobkiknurl, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dobkiknurl, he will be very sad.

Dobkiknurl's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dobkiknurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dobkiknurl on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Never eat green fruit.