Wottagflow is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, annoying dragonfly.

Wottagflow created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wottagflow, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wottagflow, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wottagflow's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wottagflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Wottagflow loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear rings marked with cyan.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Never feed gooseberries to sheep while wearing tights.