Budtailfot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless swallow.

Budtailfot created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budtailfot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Budtailfot, he will come to you in dreams.

Budtailfot's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Budtailfot's Holy Commandments

1. Budtailfot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never paint your chest blue.