Jenbonksaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish wasp.

Jenbonksaf created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenbonksaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jenbonksaf, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Jenbonksaf's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Jenbonksaf's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jenbonksaf.

5. Do not stand on grass.