Cam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless dog.

Cam created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cam, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cam's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight goats approach from the north.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Always help birds.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.