Yatkophonhotcib is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering dragon.

Yatkophonhotcib created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatkophonhotcib, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yatkophonhotcib, he will jump up and down on your head.

Yatkophonhotcib's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Yatkophonhotcib's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yatkophonhotcib.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Yatkophonhotcib in the centre of the settlement.

4. Yatkophonhotcib must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.