Pinwit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring unicorn.

Pinwit created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Pinwit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pinwit, he will turn you into a snail.

Pinwit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Pinwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with green.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never wear blue jumpers on sacred days.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.