Tettigenleg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy dingo.

Tettigenleg created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettigenleg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tettigenleg, he will jump up and down on your head.

Tettigenleg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tettigenleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.