Nabdonlarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, clever dugong.

Nabdonlarp created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabdonlarp, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nabdonlarp, he will turn you into a mole.

Nabdonlarp's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nabdonlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nabdonlarp's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never approach forests carrying bone.

5. Hide if four tortoises approach from the east.