Binnellyart is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humorless turtle.

Binnellyart created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binnellyart, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Binnellyart, he will turn you into a sheep.

Binnellyart's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Binnellyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat green fruit.