Didniggatvil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able hyena.

Didniggatvil created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didniggatvil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Didniggatvil, he will try to impress you with trees.

Didniggatvil's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Didniggatvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine squirrels in one place.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

5. Pray towards the south.