Farfossbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful beaver.

Farfossbeg created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farfossbeg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Farfossbeg, it will turn you into a rock.

Farfossbeg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Farfossbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Worship no other gods but Farfossbeg.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.