Genxemfomgess is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering donkey.

Genxemfomgess created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Genxemfomgess, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Genxemfomgess, he will destroy your favourite star.

Genxemfomgess' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Genxemfomgess' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Genxemfomgess.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Genxemfomgess in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear purple corsets.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help sick dolphins.