Yimtonrankin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-confident jellyfish.

Yimtonrankin created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimtonrankin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yimtonrankin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yimtonrankin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yimtonrankin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to otters while wearing gray jumpers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.