Arfcitbuscar is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, smart dove.

Arfcitbuscar created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arfcitbuscar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arfcitbuscar, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Arfcitbuscar's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Arfcitbuscar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never sing in holy places.