Dogxenleg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful jackal.

Dogxenleg created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dogxenleg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dogxenleg, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dogxenleg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dogxenleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Dogxenleg loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Never feed parsnips to seals while wearing purple hats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.