Dagflowcit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate newt.

Dagflowcit created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagflowcit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dagflowcit, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dagflowcit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dagflowcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dagflowcit on top of all buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Never bounce near capybaras.